Disaster Movie WAS A DISASTER

Yes, well i recently watched Disaster Movie. It seems to be a part of a long chain of movies,such as "Epic Movie", "Scary Movie", and others with similar titles. The Scary Movies were good, but many of the other ones were just complete failures. This mean pretty much any of those franchise movies other than the Scary Movies was a disaster.
Well, back to the point. i was watching Disaster Movie, and i admit it had some laughs. But after a while it jus got to be plain stupid. You cannot make a good movie when the jokes come out of random, they have to go in-sync with the storyline and be related. I remember one part the guys went into a building and for some stupid reason the women from Sex and the City appeared. After a fight, it just kind of ended. COMPLETELY RANDOM. Most of these out of place jokes usually aren't funny just because of their placement.
It's not just the jokes that are sort of lame, it's the entire storyline. everything goes to fast and people nd ideas pop out of nowhere. One second you get to like this character, then he/she dies. Everybody just kept going somewhere and it was very difficult to follow. Also, the storyline was also very much simple and in my opinion a third grader could have come up with a better one. "Save the world from disaster" it was.
Ther was another thing that really ticked me off. Whenever a charactr did soemthing that changed his/her appearance (this includes fluid, tearing off of shirts, etc..) right in the next scene they're back to normal. Like nothing happened. One guy is covered in blood in one moment, the next he's fine and his hair is groomed. You'd really need the atention span of a braindead individual to find this stimulating at all. Other than that, it was completely vulgar. The end song all the characters sang about how they were f***ing each other. i mean, really, this seems like the kind of joke movie you'd play at some college party.
If you want a completely unrealistic, boring, random, semi-funny movie, this is IT.